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Welcome to another edition of Wednesday Weirdness. I haven’t done these in a while, but decided it was time to start again. Here goes!

I’m not quite sure what is going on in this picture, but I know one thing. If I saw this guy walking down the street, I’d certainly run the other way.

Here’s how it works: Look at the photo, come up with a caption. Post the caption in the comments. I will select a random commenter to receive a free copy of my upcoming release, Wings of Desire when it comes out. I’ll pick a winner on Saturday evening, so you have plenty of time to keep those captions coming!

Here’s my attempt:
Hammerhead sharks and BDSM don’t mix!

So, to show me around town while I was visiting Washington DC, my cousin took me to a Bastille Day celebration. I found this lovely lady partying outside L’Enfante Cafe in the Adams Morgan district. She was so weird, I couldn’t resist.

For those new to the show, this is how it works: Look at the photo, contemplate a caption, and post your caption in the comments. Easy peasy! I will then pick the one I liked the best. That person gets the opportunity to pick next week’s weird photo. So keep those captions coming!

Here’s my attempt (as said by my alter ego, Sidney Ayers):

Look! It’s Lady Gaga’s long lost twin!!

Have fun!

Arianna

Okay, with Tessa Dare’s newest release due out next Tuesday, Twitter has been abuzz with mention of goats and boats. We can only speculate exactly as to what part these goats play in the book. I’m thoroughly curious, though. Although, I am more curious about Sophia and Gray, of course! I just hope the goats aren’t  doing something like this:

Feel free to leave a caption in the comments for a chance to win both Goddess of the Hunt and Surrender of a Siren when it is released next Tuesday! (PS: Yes, you still have to click the refresh button to the right of the captcha code to get the text box to show up)

PS: Here’s a hilarious video I discovered when searching YouTube. I decided to post it as a link instead, because of strong language and a gratuitous butt cheek scene. So if that isn’t your sort of thing, you may not want to click the link. Still funny as all get out though: GOATS ON A BOAT (Not starring Samuel L. Jackson, Unfortunately)

Happy Wednesday and good luck to all!

Arianna

Well, guess what guys and gals? Yep. It’s already Wednesday, can you believe it? I’ve got another weird cover for you. I came across this while searching for an avatar for my twitter profile during last week’s installment of #romfail. For those of you who are scratching your chins in bemusement, #romfail is the hashtag used on twitter where @jane_l tweets a poorly written romance novel and everyone else tweets their thoughts. The best description I’ve seen is that it’s Mystery Science Theatre 3000 for romance novels. Last week’s book involved a hero that was a shapeshifting octopus. I kid you not!

This cover comes from the Super Magician comic, circa 1947. Is it just me, or is this reminiscent of those crazy Japanese adult cartoons? The ones that involve tentacles boldly going where no tentacle has gone before.

Have at it, my friends. Leave your captions in the comments (As usual, you may need to click the little refresh button to the right of the code to get the text box to appear). I’ll pick which ever comment I like the best. That person will get the opportunity to choose next week’s photo or weird object.  So get cracking, so we all can crack up.

Cheers!
Arianna

Well, here’s today’s installment of Wednesday Weirdness. Often imitated, never duplicated. Accept no substitues. Thanks to Brynna James, one of my Romance Roundtable partners in crime, for supplying this picture.

Here’s how it works: Look at the picture… make up a caption and leave it in the comments section. The funniest caption will get the opportunity to post next week’s weird photo which will be available on Romance Roundtable, where I post Wednesday Weirdness every 1st Wednesday of the month. I’ve got a great prize lined up for one lucky commenter next week. Here’s a hint: Music! Please stop by!

PS: Yes, the captcha code is still bonkers. Hit the little refresh button to the top right of the code and it should allow you to type.

Here’s my attempt!
Landscaping???? I call this moonscaping!!

Have a fun and, of course, weird Wednesday!
Arianna

When I came across this book cover, I just couldn’t resist. This book was published around 1925. So here’s how it works… Look at the photo, come up with a caption. Then, post your caption in a comment. I’ll have someone pick the best one. The winner will get the opportunity to supply their own weird photo next week.

NOTE:My captcha thing is still wonky. If you don’t get the box to type the code, hit the refresh button on the upper right hand side. The box should then appear.

Here’s my attempt:

“New era, indeed!”
or
“I can’t quit you!”

Have fun and enjoy your Wednesday!

Arianna

Only when you use this pen…

So here’s the drill: leave a caption in the comments. Be as funny, serious, creative as you want. The main goal is to have fun. Today, I’m actually giving out a real prize. One lucky, and completely random, commenter will receive a $10.00 gift card to an online bookstore of their choice. 

NOTE: You may have to refresh the captcha box so it lets you type in the code.  Technology, sheesh!

Here’s my attempt:

“For those smokin’ hot scenes….”

Have fun! I’ll draw the winner Thursday night!

Oh, and check out Romance Roundtable today to check out a weird recipe for Kitty Litter Cake. Great fun for the little ones.

Cheers!
Arianna

Imagine my surprise when someone found this buried in a bunch of boxes in the basement. I really can’t say anymore, so I’ll just let the picture do the talking. Have fun. I nearly peed my pants at the sight. Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” better than… well you get my point. Have fun everyone!

Here’s mine!

You want to put me where???

Keep those captions coming! Remember, the winner gets to pick next week’s weirdness.

*HUGS*
Arianna

Well, it’s Wednesday and I’m still trying to get myself on track. I know I’m a little late today in posting my ever so weird Wednesday picture. Frankly, this picture reminds me of how I feel. TIRED. But there’s no way in H-E-Double hockey sticks that I am going to even attempt to sleep in a bed like this. You all know the drill. Leave your captions in the comments and, as always, HAVE FUN!

Here’s my attempt:

If the bed don’t fit, you must acquit…

Okay, that’s terribly lame I know. But, remember I told you all I was tired.

Let’s see what everyone else can come up with

Take care!
Arianna

It’s Wednesday already, can you believe it? Which means it’s time for Wednesday Weirdness [insert evil maniacal laughter here]

Madison was gracious enough to provide this picture. I don’t think I could have done a better job, myself.

Here’s my lame attempt:

If you think these feet are ugly, wait until I take them off!

Again, here’s how it works: Look at the picture, leave a caption in the comments. I will read and pick out the one I like the best. In turn, the winner, if they want to, will get the opportunity to pick their own weird photo to be featured next week.

Also, feel free to stop by Romance Roundtable today. I’m blogging about inspiration of the “What-if” kind

Have fun, and happy captioning!