Wednesday Weirdness–The freaks come out any time!
Welcome to another edition of Wednesday Weirdness. I haven’t done these in a while, but decided it was time to start again. Here goes!
I’m not quite sure what is going on in this picture, but I know one thing. If I saw this guy walking down the street, I’d certainly run the other way.
Here’s how it works: Look at the photo, come up with a caption. Post the caption in the comments. I will select a random commenter to receive a free copy of my upcoming release, Wings of Desire when it comes out. I’ll pick a winner on Saturday evening, so you have plenty of time to keep those captions coming!
Here’s my attempt:
Hammerhead sharks and BDSM don’t mix!
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What? I have a huge phallus on my head? No. I had no idea.
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The Phallic King’s Search for a Virgin Dominatrix
It’s Lady Gaga’s older brother Lord Ooh Lala!
The corkscrew from Beauty and The Beast goes BDSM.
Minotaur Man Is On The Loose!
Did you get his number? lol!
What do you mean, the parade is next week? I just gave the Trojanmobile a lube job.
Is it just me, or does this guy look like the dad from Family Ties?
LOL, at first I thought of Count Dracula, but then his cuffs remind me of Zorro. Not sure of a snarky saying though.
LOL. Hmmm… need to think on this one.
I … I don’t know what to say? That can’t be comfortable? Haha, what the hell is he doing, he’s going to break his neck!
Phil had always dreamed of being crowned King of the Trojans, but this freaky a$$ king costume was something straight out of his nightmares.
Take me to your Lea…Master, Im here for the total domination…
Great comments everyone!
OMGosh! These responses are hilarious. I can’t beat Cheryl’s though!
Still rolling,
Julie
What? You know want me, I know you want me!
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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What? Do I have something on my face?